You all must recall that E! True Hollywood story of Britney Spears.

It was along the lines of- ” There was this southern little girl who had a lot of talent, went to the Mickey Mouse club, became super hot and famous, but met some wrong people in her mid-20’s so she became a mom with 2 kids.” Anyways, that story of Britney Spears was not the entire truth. True Hollywood stories…lied to you and I. How do we know this? Here’s a slice of Mama Spear’s book-

Troubled Britney Spears began boozing aged 13, lost her virginity at 14, then started taking drugs at 15, according to a shocking tell-all book by her mum. Wild child Britney allegedly first hit the bottle after joining Disney’s squeaky-clean Mickey Mouse Club…Lynne claims 14-year-old Britney then had sex with an 18-year-old high school footballer soon after she quit the TV show. And she had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time. As Britney later pursued her pop career, Lynne let her 16-year-old daughter sleep with teen sweetheart Justin Timberlake, despite claiming she was a virgin. A source said: “Lynne thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.” Lynne’s book reportedly tells of her horror when Britney, still just 16, was caught with cocaine and cannabis on a private jet.”- The Sun

Uhm. My question is: How did Britney’s mother know all of this?

My Michael Phelps has been CAUGHT on camera gropping a playboy bunny.

Well, instead of going for that- ” gee wiz, he’s an effing pervert” approach.  Let’s give him another gold medal in the getting some ass. No sarcasm at all.

 I’m serious my hoes and bros. This dude is the shit. You will see his face at the VMA’s tommorow AND you will see his face at SNL on Sep. 13. Aren’t you flipping excited? I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truth be told, I wish I was that bunny.

Kim Kardashian says she wouldn’t mind making an album. ‘”I would be down, if it was something fun,” she said.  “I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”

Is anyone else sick and tired of watching these talentless Hollywood skanks?  Maybe she could to a duet with Paris Hilton.

Hayden Panettiere is 18. Her boyfriend, Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, is 31. Milo is apparently upset because she refused to marry him or even live together with him.

According to Star Magazine:

Hayden Panettiere is moving out of her parents’ home and into her own crib, but her boyfriend, Milo Ventimiglia, isn’t celebrating. Why is Milo in the dumps? Well, he thought he and his 12-years-younger Heroes costar would buy a home together!”They were looking, and then Hayden suddenly bought this $2.6 million house in West Hollywood,” says a pal of the actress. “He isn’t happy.” But it turns out Hayden isn’t ready to play house.

According to the friend, she’s “freaking out” because Milo keeps talking marriage. Adds the chum, “She’s not even old enough to have a drink, so she’s not even thinking about settling down.”

Milo has been dating Hayden since before she was 18.  Someone needs to keep this pedophile away from her.

Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio offers a sermon on its sign about Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed a Girl”.

According to one churchgoer:

“It was obvious: ‘If you’re gay, you’re going to hell.’ At first I have to say I laughed hysterically because I was shocked. But that’s going way too far. It’s just rude.”

Unwed mom, Jamie Lynn Spears, has sent a baby gift to Bristol Palin, the GOP VP nominee’s knocked-up daughter.

According to a source that works at the baby store, Petit Tresor, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths.”  The cloths were embroidered with skull and cross bones images as well as “Love”, “Yummy”, “Babe” and “Loved”.

A note was included: “Dear Bristol, Hang in there! XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears.”

This is just what Bristol needs, some white trash bonding!

Beyonce tells the Marie Claire UK Magazine that she’s over being a pop star.  Yeah…so are we.

Beyonce says: “There is a time limit on being a pop star, yes. Being a legend, an icon? Absolutely not. I’m over being a pop star. I don’t wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I’ve accomplished a lot. I feel like I’m highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records. And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is not enough.”

Katherine Heigl looks like some sort of a freak-show.

 I feel bad for this puppy. I think it’s trying to escape Katherine’s grip of death. Or it’s about to take a shit on that dude behind it. ( Which would be pretty damn funny)

Oh, Bristol Palin this week has got to suck for you.

His name: Levi Johnston. What a smart shit…putting his myspace on private. You can see a better look at his picture. Won’t be long until someone hacks into it and grabs some photos.

Oh and his status: F*** the media? Seems like he’s the only one around f***ing 17-year-olds these days.

This is what his myspace said BEFORE it went private:

“I’m a f**kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f*ck with me I’ll kick ass.”
Status: “In a relationship.”
Children: “I don’t want kids.”

Gotta LOVE the media.

Remember Rihanna and T.I’s idiotic version of the Numa Numa song?

Well, someone else did their own version- Alina.  And I must say. Epic. I absolutely ADORE this song. If you get the chance to watch the video….DO IT! For now, CLICK HERE to listen.
She’s super hot!